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That moment on the bus when…
the woman sitting next to you changes her socks.
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when i go to the financial aid office and forget what my mom told me to say
Posted on May 23, 2012 via and then X was like with 134 notes
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I also hear that Hitler had a horrible personality.
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The inside of the train I rode today was yellow.
It was advertising some Tropicana drink or something. I felt like I was inside a banana.
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I’d update more…
but people on the buses and trains haven’t done or read anything of interest lately. ESPECIALLY with the reading. Whenever I see someone reading a book, it ends up being some woman reading Fifty Shades of Fucking Grey. How am I supposed to get ideas for different books to read if people keep reading the same book?
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Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
Posted on May 19, 2012 via Dan Harmon Poops with 12,256 notes
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Posted on May 15, 2012 via Indomitable Is My Default with 5 notes
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He was this pretty good skater, now he’s this pretty good actor.
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Posted on May 13, 2012 via kiss me, i'm dying with 196 notes
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Posted on May 12, 2012 via cough syrup with 28,799 notes
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She didn’t mean James Potter.
She meant Severus Snape.
(first quote: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Two: A Peck of Owls; second quote: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter Thirty-Three: The Prince’s Tale)
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